The beginning

This, dear denizens, is Barb. She works with me, in the lovely little office overlooking the scenic Allstate parking lot and the adorbsable little houses that all seem to be inhabited by families with absurd numbers of dogs and children.

I had to steal this picture of Barb, I did not take it, ladies and gents. She's the lady on the right, by the way.

So, every single solitary day, our office orders food from Famous George's, which sells Greek food, pizza and the like. It's manned by a crew of lovable characters including Famous George himself, the oft-mentioned Tina and several bizarre delivery boys. They have a very wide and extensive menu.

But we get bored in our lil ole office, so Barb has bravely decided to eat one of everything on the menu. So, every day, since about two weeks ago, she plucks her copy of the menu from her desk drawer and someone else in the office picks her lunch for her.

This is the account of her food fiascoes. Lunches will be recorded, rated and reported. Who picked it will also be mentioned.

We wish Barb well. She's doing great so far, but we'll have to see if she can last. Hmmmmm.....